Night Bus to the Moondocs

Line 2021, timetable

Everything about the last bus of the night Where it stops, who gets off, who does not

01 · OVERVIEWWhat is Night Bus to the Moon

A night bus full of legendary memes, driven by a Doomer, heading for the moon. Every stop on the line is one of the tokenized stocks that trade as pairs on Robinhood Chain: NVDA, GME, GLD, SPY, HIMS. At each stop somebody gets off for their own reasons. Only one passenger makes it to the terminus.

Everything is rendered like a 2003 console game, the same low-poly green crowd as the diner, in the rain, at night.

Driver
Doomer, black hoodie, beanie, headphones, has not spoken since the depot
Place
A city night bus, sodium lights, rain on every window, then the moon
The format
A scroll ride: each screen is one stop, the bus empties as you go
Chain
Robinhood Chain, token through the Pons launchpad

02 · THE LINEThe route

Six stops after the depot. The names are the pairs the chain's tokens trade against, the buildings are what those pairs look like at night.

line 2021 ├── depot everyone on board, rain starts ├── NVDA the chip shop, Crewmate gets off, sus about the split ├── GME the game store, Pink Wojak gets off, shutters down, waits anyway ├── GLD the pawn shop, Grumpy Cat gets off, gold is fine ├── SPY the bank tower, Feels Guy gets off, the safest seat ├── HIMS the pharmacy, Big Chungus gets off, would not say why └── THE MOON terminus, DOGE-1 territory, Cheems steps out, Brainlet asleep

03 · MANIFESTPassengers

manifest ├── Crewmate green, visor, sus, first off ├── Pink Wojak the only pink one, Robin Hood cap, GME every time ├── Grumpy Cat green, unimpressed, gold ├── Feels Guy green, big, sad, index funds ├── Big Chungus green, two seats, pharmacy ├── Brainlet green, small head, asleep since the depot, still on board └── Cheems orange, worried, did not know where the bus was going, made it

04 · CONTROLSUsing the site

The ride
Scroll down. Every screen is a stop, the destination sign flips, the bus behind the cards loses a passenger, the route map on the right fills in
Stop requested
The red button. The driver does not stop, the sign tells you why. On the moon it finally counts
Cameras
Each stop card has the outside camera, click it to open it big, ESC to close
Sound
Quiet until you tap. Your first click anywhere starts a lo-fi loop, piano and rain
The ticket
At the end of the line. The contract with a copy button, BUY, X and this page

05 · TOKENToken

The token launches on Robinhood Chain through the Pons launchpad. The contract goes onto the ticket at the end of the line and here. Until then both say soon and the copy button says not yet.

CONTRACTsoon
Chain
Robinhood Chain, EVM, addresses start with 0x
Launchpad
Pons, ponsfamily.com. Buy opens the launchpad, and the token page once the address is in
Chart
DexScreener on Robinhood Chain once the token is live. Its pair is the last stop

06 · PRIVACYNothing is stored

No backend, no account, no cookies, nothing written to your browser. The stops are sections on a page, the passengers are pictures, the rain is CSS.

Music
One CC0 lo-fi loop from OpenGameArt, plays after your first tap
Reduced motion
If your system asks for it, the sway, the rain and the streetlights stop, the stops still change
Affiliation
None. Not a transit company, not a broker, not the stocks on the signs

07 · FAQQuestions

Why are the stops stocksOn Robinhood Chain tokens trade against tokenized stocks. The bus goes where the pairs are
Why does everyone get offEveryone has a stock they believe in. The moon is not a stock
Why CheemsHe did not have a plan. Nobody with a plan reached the moon
Is Brainlet still on the busYes. He fell asleep at the depot. He is technically the best performer
What happens at launchThe contract goes onto the ticket, the buy button starts pointing at the token page, the bus keeps running